Thursday, December 19, 2002

More Reasons Why We All Love the Onion

This one is Ghost of Christmas Future Taunts Children With Visions of Playstation 5.

When you get a headline as good as that, you expect it to be a one joke article, but in this case the whole article is hilarious.

Younger children, he said, salivate upon seeing Level One of Zonic Fugue. In it, Zonic, the indigo-colored son of Sonic The Hedgehog, faces off against Chuckles The Echidna in a Terrordactyl sky-joust, attempting to earn the Ankle Rockets he needs to gather the five Chaos Sapphires that, when combined, form the master key that opens the Melody Dome.

"Sometimes, the kids will start getting defensive and say, 'Yeah, well, I don't know any of those characters, so big deal,'" the Ghost said. "That's when I pull out DC vs. Marvel."

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