I'm in Australia

This morning, after I had arrived at Melbourne airport at 4.30am, fellow blogger Scott Wickstein was kind enough to meet me at the airport. A little later we found ourselves looking for somewhere to have breakfast in Melbourne. It was still very early, so we ended up at Melbourne's Crown Casino, which is open 24 hours. Scott was struck by the thought that it was Saturday afternoon in England, and that it might be possible to watch the Arsenal v Liverpool match in the casino's sports bar.

Therefore, Scott asked a member of the casino staff if the Arsenal Liverpool game was being shown. The response was

"Er, um, this is soccer?"

Toto, we are not in London any more.