"You charged me £2.70 for my pint of Tuborg, but you have a Monday special and it is £2.05"
"Er, sorry, I forgot about that...... Actually, you asked for Fosters."
"No, I definitely asked for Tuborg.
"No you didn't" (Michael is given a refund of 65p, regardless of the difference of opinion).
"Look, I am Australian. There is no possible way I could have ordered Fosters"
More than 4 squid a pint of (probably watered-down) Tuborg on Saturday. Bloody corporate rock venues....
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